UE-427

Object Class: Safe

Containment Procedures: UE-427 is to be kept within a standard UE containment cell under armed guard. Tests require no special permission from command.

Description: UE-427 seems to be a regular potato, however when an individual behaves in a way that could be percieved as "stupid" in it's vicinity the object will launch itself at them, inducing mild injury

Addendum 1:

D Class was let into 427's containment and told to tell a joke.

"Phil is not toxic" - D 001 said sarcastically. After that, the potato flung itself through the room, hitting the D-boi in his face. "Fucker deserved it"- O5-2