007

UE 007 - Object class: Keter

Containment procedures: Lock it up in a sound proof cell, or else it will drive everyone in the facility insane like those incan z00mb baise rades.

Description: This monstrosity can take forms of ANY stale meme - from Howard The Alien (UE 1058) to The Muffin from The Muffin Song (UE 5027). After seeing it the victim will usually go insane in a matter of minutes. It will plead for someone to hand him over some lemons to wash his eyes out.

Logs:

007: HIT OR MISS, I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS, HUH?!-

Interrogator (wearing ear plugs)

me rn: u noe what im not wasting my fucking time writing hit or miss what the fuck am i doing with my life i could be studying